Pimp My Cabinets, Phase 4: It’s what’s on the inside that counts.
Marriage Counseling 101: When life hands you lemons a spouse who never closes the cabinet doors in the kitchen no matter how many times you pointedly give him “the look” while slowly and deliberately...
View ArticlePimp My Cabinets: A Cabinet-Pimping Extravaganza!
Sorry, I just wanted to see how many times I could get the words “cabinet” and “pimp” into one sentence. (Two is the answer.) Let’s get right to the meat and potatoes, shall we? Ta-daa! As promised,...
View ArticlePlywood Gets Sexier: My very first REAL tutorial.
Okay. So. If you’ve been reading my blog for a while, you might have noticed that the tutorials I’ve written thus far are kind of tongue-in-cheek. Like my other “first tutorial” about how to put up...
View ArticleHow to fix a hole in masonry
Alternative title: How to Cover Shit Up and Pretend It’s Not There. Because I don’t know anything about bricks and mortar. But I do know how to cover shit up and pretend it’s not there. You guys...
View ArticleDescent into Craftiness
You guys, I’m sorry. I apologize for the post you are about to read. Let me just get this out of the way: I made hanging planters out of mason jars. See ’em back there? I know. I know what you’re...
View ArticleThe 3044 Special.
A long time ago, in a blog post far, far away, we moved our back door. And when the door went, our house numbers went with it. Recently, Chris decided it was time to put the house numbers back up....
View ArticleGold on the Ceiling
Imagine this, if you will: Chris is outside, mowing the lawn, wearing earbuds, minding his own business, just doin’ chores and listenin’ to tunes. Suddenly, I come running out of the house and scare...
View ArticleWe Are the Champions
I’ve paid my dues. Time after time. I’ve done my sentence… But committed no crime. And bad mistakes… I’ve made a few. I’ve had my share of sand kicked in my face, but I’ve come through. And I mean...
View ArticleThe Hardest Button to Button
You know, I’ve been worried about this blog post for several weeks now. Because — and here’s the cool part — this project is THE LAST PROJECT in The Boom Boom Room. (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) So I needed...
View ArticleFor the Birds
Slowly, ever so slowly, the creative juices are starting to flow again. The fog in my brain is beginning to lift, and it’s possible that I might actually finish Rowan’s nursery before she’s a year old....
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